"How. Long. Have. You. Been. In. This. Country?" – Shamrock Shuttle driver
"You are so exotic-looking." – Staff member at a campus-wide orientation for university faculty and staff
"Your name… Oh, you must be Korean… You're not Korean?
You're Chinese? Wow, you don't sound Chinese! Your English is so good!" – Unsuccessful (on so many levels) car salesman
"Until Black people stop smoking crack, get off welfare, and start getting jobs, they shouldn't be allowed to have families and should be put on Norplant." – CSU student
"Black people don't go to college, because education is not one of their cultural values." CSU student
"Talking about gay issues is against my religion." – CSU student